unexplained-events:

The Mata Mata Turtle

Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expert at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.

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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

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